From a friend:
1. "Panda Lectures
This Week At National Zoo" - from a Washington Post headline
2. "For turning
tricks on Halloween" - sign in a Hong Kong costume shop
3. "We kind of had
the wool pulled out from under us." - British Columbia premier William Vander
Zalm
4. "Regular
screening for communicable disease is strongly advised. All children with
suspicious synonyms should be reported to the nurse."
-from the East
Haddam, CT school website
5. "Deer and Turkey
Hunt for Disabled People" - from the Newark, Ohio Advocate
6. "Rubbertech. We
are specialist molders of silicone rubber and have a: Vacancy for a flexible
person." - Forest & Wye Valley Review (UK) classified ad
7. "Entitlement
cards will not be compulsory, but everyone will have to have one." - British
deputy prime minister John Prescott
8. "Hitachi. Your
Personal Life. Everyday It Bring Fresh Wind." - Hitachi television promotional
label in Japan.
9. "In my judgment,
when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there
isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." - President George
W. Bush
10. "The Swarm -
Monsters by the millions, and they are all for real! Excel to take the
director of the disaster condition the text, once the successfully be
responsible for the Neptunian number and skyscraper conflagration of a the
action in the drama part, and have to feel the elephant of the public soul with
result, have the authentic fact conduct and actions the basis, persons the
details that match wits also there is certain science can't he stunt of the
letter, high also increased then that penetrate everywhere." - DVD liner notes
from Taiwan.
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